document.writeln("<FONT SIZE=1 COLOR=#000000 FACE=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica>\"Your lips tasted like last month's meatloaf in the cafeteria. You've gotta work on it if you want women flocking to you, Mr. Berdemeyer, or they'll be disappointed.\" - Max Goof on Jake Berdemeyer's kissing style</FONT>");